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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet the Funny Driver Tumbler—a durable, laser-engraved travel mug built for the road warriors who keep the world moving. Designed for truckers, delivery drivers, taxi and rideshare pros, this cup blends a lighthearted message with dependable performance to brighten every shift.
- Size options: Available in 20oz and 30oz capacities to match your caffeine needs and drive length.
- Material & finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look that’s built to last.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps coffee hot and cold drinks refreshing for hours.
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid designed for safe sipping on the road.
- Engraving: Laser-engraved, fade-proof design (not printed) with the exact message: “I’m Not Perfect But I’m a Driver and That’s Basically The Same Thing.”
- Cup holder compatibility: Slim, cup-holder-friendly profile that fits in most vehicle holders for easy transport during commutes and deliveries.
- Gift-ready & versatile: A thoughtful, ready-to-gift item for Christmas, Father’s Day, birthdays, or driver appreciation—perfect for those who deserve a laugh on the job.
Whether you’re cruising a daily route or tackling a cross-country haul, this tumbler stays by your side with a smile. The rugged build stands up to daily use, while the dual-action insulation preserves the right beverage temperature for longer. It’s more than a mug—it’s a dependable companion for truckers, delivery drivers, taxi and rideshare professionals, and anyone who spends long hours behind the wheel.
