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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Bold, witty style for the mortician enthusiast—a bracelet that stands out and fits every day. This black stainless steel centerpiece paired with a braided rope delivers a sleek, low‑key statement that works with scrubs, casual wear, or a suit.
- Engraved black stainless steel plate features the line “All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Mortician” for a unique, conversation-starting detail.
- Adjustable braided rope design ensures a comfortable, secure fit for most wrist sizes without sacrificing durability.
- Rust- and tarnish-resistant construction keeps the bracelet looking sharp through daily wear.
- Minimalist, versatile look that pairs well with work gear or weekend denim.
- An authentic, thoughtful Father's Day gift for mortician enthusiasts who appreciate humor with meaning.
Care & fit: The sliding knot offers easy adjustment for a personalized fit. Wipe with a soft cloth and avoid harsh chemicals to preserve the engraving.
Shipping & returns: Ships quickly and offers hassle-free returns within a reasonable window if it doesn’t meet expectations.
