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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This bold black ceramic mug brings humor to graduation day and everyday coffee breaks alike. It features the witty sentiment: 'I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.'
- Size and capacity: Available in 11oz or 15oz to suit your caffeine needs
- Material: High-quality ceramic for durability and a premium feel
- Color: Classic black exterior that pairs with any desk or kitchen
- Care: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for easy daily use
- Durability: Sturdy construction designed to last for years of daily use
- Printed quote: Distinctive white text featuring the playful line “I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.”
This mug is a thoughtful choice for graduates, friends, or family members who appreciate witty humor with their morning brew. Its practical size, durable ceramic build, and low-maintenance care make it a reliable daily companion, while the bold quote adds a touch of personality to any celebration or casual coffee session.