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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Express the Forester spirit with this rugged rope bracelet—designed for outdoors lovers, practical jokers, and friends who speak their mind. Featuring a bold engraved message on a durable plate, it’s a distinctive gift that wears as boldly as the lifestyle it represents.
- Material & Finish: Black stainless steel plate paired with an interlaced black rope for a sturdy, masculine look that resists rust, corrosion, and tarnish.
- Engraved Message: Distinctive plate etched with: “DON'T TRUST A FORESTER THAT DOESN'T DRINK COFFEE AND SAY FUCK A LOT.”
- Adjustable Length: Fits most wrists with an adjustable range from 3.34 inches to 9.84 inches for comfortable all-day wear.
- Gift-Ready Packaging: Comes in an organza bag, making it an easy, thoughtful Christmas gift or stocking stuffer.
- For Foresters & Outdoor Enthusiasts: Ideal for any Forester who prides themselves on independence, humor, and a love of the outdoors.
This rope bracelet is more than an accessory—it’s a playful badge of personality. The durable combination of black stainless steel and braided cord stands up to outdoor adventures, whether you’re camping, hiking, or tackling a busy workday in the field. The adjustable design ensures a comfortable fit, while the iconic engraved quote adds a bit of cheeky charm to every moment. Pair it with a coffee mug or toolkit for a cohesive, thoughtful gift set this Christmas season.
