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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate humor and hard work with a two-tone ceramic mug designed for Funeral Directors. The standout message—"I'm a Funeral Director My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity"—delivers a wink at the desk and a smile in every break room.
- Capacity: 11 oz
- Material: Ceramic mug with a two-tone finish, available in black/white, red/white, navy/white, and pink/white
- Care: Microwave safe and dishwasher safe for easy reheating and effortless cleaning
- Printed Message: Bold, readable quote that adds personality to everyday coffee moments
- Gift Use: A thoughtful graduation gift, birthday surprise, or just-because token for Funeral Directors and friends
Benefits: Start each day with a reliable, everyday mug that blends practicality with a touch of humor. The 11 oz capacity suits a standard coffee or tea serving, while the ceramic construction provides a comfortable weight and a smooth surface for the printed message. The two-tone design adds a refined aesthetic to any desk or kitchen space, making it a memorable conversation starter and a cherished gift for graduates, colleagues, or loved ones who work in funeral service.
