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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate a funeral director with a cheeky, tasteful keepsake designed for holiday display. This star-shaped ornament carries a playful message that’s perfect for colleagues, friends, or family who appreciate a bit of sarcasm: "I'M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR. MY LEVEL OF SARCASM DEPENDS ON YOUR LEVEL OF STUPIDITY."
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, vivid colors that stay sharp over time.
- Shape & Color: White star ornament designed to brighten every Christmas display.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, ready-to-hang presentation.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, suitable for homes with kids or pets.
- Seasonal Use: Ideal for decorating the home or office during the Christmas season.
- Gift Potential: A thoughtful, humorous gift idea for funeral directors, colleagues, or friends.
Bring a touch of personality to desks, mantels, or Christmas trees with this durable ornament. Its bold print and durable construction make it a memorable keepsake that celebrates hard work while sparking a smile, year after year.
