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 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

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Celebrate a funeral director’s dedication with a playful, respectful keepsake. This Circle Ornament is designed for funeral directors, colleagues, or anyone who wants to honor the profession this holiday season. The message reads: "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Funeral Director".

  • Material: Durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating for lasting vibrancy.
  • Finish & Color: White circular ornament that adds a bright pop to tree décor or year-round displays.
  • Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing for bright, vivid colors that resist fading.
  • Hang Cord: Festive gold cord included for easy assembly and an elegant touch.
  • Durability: Lightweight and break-resistant, suitable for households with children or pets.
  • Use: Ideal as a Christmas ornament or decorative keepsake to celebrate the funeral profession all year long.
  • Gift Appeal: A thoughtful, humorous nod to funeral directors—perfect for colleagues, mentors, or anyone who appreciates the work they do.

This ornament offers a meaningful way to acknowledge the essential service funeral directors provide, while adding a touch of lighthearted charm to your holiday decor. Its sturdy construction and vibrant print ensure the message stays clear and attractive as a memorable conversation starter or heartfelt gift.

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