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Celebrate a dedicated funeral professional with a touch of personality. This white star ornament carries the bold message: "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Funeral Director," making it a memorable addition to an office, home, or Christmas tree.
- Shape: Star-shaped ornament
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic coat
- Finish: White star finished with a protective, high-gloss coating
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation print for bright, long-lasting colors
- Message: Quote printed on the front: "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Funeral Director"
- Hanging hardware: Festive gold cord included for easy display
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, suitable for households with kids or pets
Enjoy a durable, visually striking ornament that brightens desks, shelves, or trees. The edge-to-edge sublimation print ensures vivid colors that stay sharp over time, while the sturdy MDF core and protective coating keep the design looking fresh through yearly display. The lightweight construction and included gold cord make hanging simple, so you can effortlessly add a personalized touch to any space. A thoughtful gift for funeral directors, colleagues, friends, or family, this ornament turns ordinary decor into a meaningful and lighthearted tribute.
