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Celebrate your German Shorthaired Pointer with a holiday ornament that blends humor and heart. This oval MDF ornament is designed for proud pointer parents and features the exact message: "Proud Parent of a German Shorthaired Pointer that is sometimes an asshole and that's okay."
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a polished look and lasting durability.
- Shape: Oval ornament, sized for prominent display on your Christmas tree or garlands.
- Finish: High-gloss coating provides a vibrant, eye-catching appearance under festive lighting.
- Weight: Lightweight construction won’t add stress to branches.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, ready-to-hang display.
- Print: Vibrantly printed with a humorous quote that resonates with pointer lovers and pet parents.
- Gift Idea: A unique, thoughtful present for fellow German Shorthaired Pointer enthusiasts, family, or friends during the holidays.
This ornament is more than decoration—it’s a playful way to show pride in your furry family member. Its durable build makes it suitable for households with kids or other pets, while the humorous message adds personality to your seasonal decor. Hang it on the tree, use it as a mantel accent, or gift it to someone who cherishes their pointer—and enjoy smiles all season long.
