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Brighten mornings with a mug that blends faith with humor. This Black Coffee Mug is a thoughtful, funny gift for priests, clergy enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a playful nod to a life of stories. It features the inscription: "Caution: I'm A Retired Priest. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!"
- Size: Available in 11oz and 15oz options to fit your coffee or tea habit.
- Color and Finish: Classic black ceramic mug with a durable, timeless look.
- Material: High-quality ceramic designed for everyday use.
- Care: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for convenient cleaning.
- Print/Design: Bold, enduring inscription that remains legible after countless washes.
- Gift Ready: A thoughtful Valentine’s, birthday, or clergy appreciation gift.
This humorous yet heartfelt mug supports daily rituals, from early-morning coffees before parish duties to relaxing evenings at home. The two size options let you tailor the gift to the recipient’s preference, while the microwave and dishwasher-friendly design saves time on cleanup. Ideal for priests, retired clergy, or Protestant/Catholic faith communities, this mug offers a practical keepsake that occasions laughter and warmth in equal measure.
