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Celebrate the surgeon in your life with a durable, personality-packed tumbler designed for long days and quick sips. The "I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can't Fix Stupid People." Surgeon Tumbler is a sturdy stainless steel cup with a powder-coated finish, available in 20oz or 30oz—a thoughtful Valentine’s gift or anytime token of appreciation.
- Size & Capacity: Available in 20oz or 30oz to suit your beverage needs and daily routine
- Material & Finish: High-quality stainless steel with a durable powder coating for long-lasting use and a comfortable grip
- Insulation: Vacuum-insulated design that keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours
- Lid: Secure lid to help keep drinks contained while on the go
- Care: Hand wash only to preserve the finish and seal over time
- Gift Appeal: Features the humorous quote "I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."—a unique and memorable gift for Valentine’s Day or any special occasion
This tumbler offers practical benefits that align with real-life use. Its temperature retention supports busy surgeons during long rounds, late-night study sessions, or travel, ensuring coffee stays hot for hours and water stays refreshingly cold between patients. The sturdy stainless steel with a powder-coated exterior stands up to daily hospital life, while the secure lid helps minimize spills during commutes or rounds.
Features and details:
- Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
- Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
- Clear, spill-resistant lid included
- Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
Available sizes:
- 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
- 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration
