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Are you looking for a funny gift for a performer friend or family member? Look no further! Our unique keychain featuring the quote 'I'm A Tattooed Performer, Much Hotter' is the perfect accessory for any performer. Made from high-quality stainless steel, this keychain is highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration. The size is 1.57 x 0.87 inches, featuring an engraved message that's sure to bring a smile to their face. Whether it's for a Christmas gift or any other occasion, this keychain is sure to be a hit. So go ahead, get one for yourself or as a gift for your performer friend or family member. They'll appreciate the thought and humor behind this unique gift. Plus, it's a great way to show your support for the performing arts. Don't miss out and make someone's day a little brighter!
Performer gifts are always a hit, and this keychain is no exception. Made with love and care, this keychain is the perfect accessory for any performer. Whether you're looking for a funny gift for a friend or family member, or just want to show your appreciation for their talent, this keychain is the way to go. So why wait? Don't miss out and get ready to impress!
The performing arts are a vital part of our culture, and performers work hard to bring us entertainment and joy. That's why we're proud to offer this unique keychain as a way to show your support and appreciation for their talent. Whether you're a fan of music, dance, or theater, this keychain is sure to be a hit. So go ahead, get one for yourself or as a gift for your performer friend or family member. They'll appreciate the thought and humor behind this unique gift.
Don't miss out on this opportunity to show your support for the performing arts. Don't miss out and get ready to make someone's day a little brighter!
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Performer gifts are always a hit, and this keychain is no exception. Made with love and care, this keychain is the perfect accessory for any performer. Whether you're looking for a funny gift for a friend or family member, or just want to show your appreciation for their talent, this keychain is the way to go. So why wait? Don't miss out and get ready to impress!
The performing arts are a vital part of our culture, and performers work hard to bring us entertainment and joy. That's why we're proud to offer this unique keychain as a way to show your support and appreciation for their talent. Whether you're a fan of music, dance, or theater, this keychain is sure to be a hit. So go ahead, get one for yourself or as a gift for your performer friend or family member. They'll appreciate the thought and humor behind this unique gift.
Don't miss out on this opportunity to show your support for the performing arts. Don't miss out and get ready to make someone's day a little brighter!
- Get a unique gift for the special performer in your life with this 'I'm A Tattooed Performer. Just Like A Normal Performer Except Much Hotter' keychain, perfect for a fan or friend.
- Made from high-quality stainless steel, this performer keychain is resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration, ensuring it stays looking great for years to come.
- This black performer keychain is a must-have for anyone who loves the stage, featuring a size of 1.57 x 0.87 inches and an engraved message that adds a personal touch.
- Whether you're a performer yourself or just a fan, this keychain is a great way to show off your passion for the spotlight, making it a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or special occasions.
- Give the gift of a memorable performance with this unique keychain, and get it shipped directly to the recipient - perfect for a friend or family member who loves the performing arts, just like you.
