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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Bring humor to the holidays with a heart-shaped ornament that speaks to every Hairstylist. It proudly displays the line “Hairstylist. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.” and is built to last with sturdy MDF and a high-gloss plastic finish.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a sleek, durable look
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, long-lasting color across the entire surface
- Shape: Classic heart shape designed for holiday display and year-round charm
- Hanging Cord: Comes with a festive gold cord for easy, immediate hanging
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, suitable for homes with children or pets
Designed to brighten a salon break or a Christmas tree, this ornament adds personality to any space—from the workstation to the living room. It’s a thoughtful gift for hairstylists, colleagues, or friends who love a good laugh, pairing sharp humor with quality craftsmanship so the message stays readable season after season.