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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the dedication of a security professional with a charming heart ornament designed for display in the home or office. It features the memorable line: "Security Guard. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right."—a lighthearted nod to their role and humor.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting durability and a polished look.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, fade-resistant colors that stay vibrant over time.
- Hang Cord: Festive gold hanging cord included for quick, decorative display on a Christmas tree, wall, or desk.
- Shape & Style: Classic heart shape that conveys warmth and appreciation, suited for both male and female security guards.
- Weight & Durability: Lightweight yet durable design, ideal for households with children or pets.
- Occasion: A thoughtful gift for Christmas, birthdays, or appreciation moments among colleagues, family, or friends.
This ornament provides a playful yet heartfelt way to recognize a security professional’s commitment while brightening any space. The sturdy construction and vivid print ensure the message remains clear and festive for years to come. Its lightweight design and included gold cord make it simple to hang on a tree, wall, or desk—perfect for a security guard who loves Christmas or adds a touch of humor to their everyday workspace.
