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Canada: 5-9 business days
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate a cheeky sense of humor with this heart-shaped ornament inspired by the Hemingway Cat. A lightweight, durable gift for fans of witty cat quotes, featuring the message "MY HEMINGWAY CAT AND I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU".
- Material: Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a durable, polished look.
- Shape: Classic heart form that adds playful charm to any space.
- Color and Typography: White base with crisp, bold black lettering for clear readability.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for easy display on trees, walls, or hooks.
- Durability: Lightweight and break-resistant, ideal for homes with children or pets.
- Gift Suitability: A unique, humorous present for friends, coworkers, or loved ones who appreciate quirky humor.
This ornament brings personality to any room—hang it on a Christmas tree, on a hallway hook, or above a desk to spark smiles and light-hearted conversations. The sturdy construction and high-gloss finish ensure it holds up to everyday display, while the bold typography and playful message make it a standout conversation piece. A thoughtful, amusing gift that communicates everyday humor with a touch of whimsy.
