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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Show your Illinois pride with a playful holiday keepsake designed for fans of the Prairie State. This Funny Illinois Oval Ornament features the cheeky message "Illinois B-tch Please" in vivid, lasting print, making it a memorable gift or charming addition to your own decor.
- Material: MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
- Shape and Color: White oval ornament with a festive gold hanging cord for a crisp, seasonal display.
- Printing: Vibrant sublimation printing to reproduce crisp text and bold colors that resist fading.
- Display Uses: Perfect for Christmas trees, mantels, desks, or office spaces to add Midwestern charm.
- Gift Potential: An ideal, unique gift for Illinois natives, enthusiasts, or anyone who loves the Prairie State.
- Care and Longevity: Built to withstand regular handling and seasonal display, maintaining its look for years.
This ornament brings together humor, heritage, and everyday practicality. The durable construction and high-quality print mean the message stays legible through many holidays, while the white oval design and gold cord coordinate with a wide range of decor. It’s a thoughtful, distinctive gift for friends, family, or coworkers who share a love of Illinois. Whether you display it on a tree or place it on a desk, it adds a playful focal point that sparks conversation and a sense of Midwest pride.
