Funny Janitor Gifts from Friends - Keep Calm, I'm (almost) A Janitor. Tumbler for Birthday Men, Women, Coworkers, Family
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the dedicated janitor in your life with a gift that blends humor and everyday practicality. The Keep Calm, I'm (almost) A Janitor tumbler is a rugged stainless steel companion that keeps beverages at the perfect temperature while delivering a witty, conversation-starting message.
- Laser engraving: Permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl).
- Material & finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, durable look.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours.
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid included for mess-free on-the-go use.
- Portability: Fits most cup holders — ideal for work, travel, and errands.
- Sizes: Available in 20oz and 30oz to suit daily coffee or long shifts.
This tumbler isn’t just a gag gift—it’s a reliable everyday accessory. The durable construction and temperature-keeping performance make it perfect for long shifts, busy routes between jobs, or casual coffee breaks. The humorous keeps-the-mood light message adds personal charm, making it an easy, memorable gift for birthdays, holidays, or just–because moments. Whether you’re shopping for a man or a woman, coworker, family member, or friend, this tumbler delivers both function and a smile.