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Let’s be honest—being a Judge is as close to perfection as it gets. Celebrate your favorite Judge's confidence (and comedy) with this hilarious brushed metal snowflake ornament. It proudly declares:
“I'm Not Perfect But I'm a Judge and That's Basically the Same Thing.”
This humorous holiday keepsake is great for decorating the tree, sprucing up a workspace, or adding to a thoughtful gift basket.
🎄 **Product Specs:**
• Material: Lightweight brushed metal with smooth finish
• Dimensions: Approx. 3 inches across
• Includes: Silver hanging cord for easy display
• Design: One-sided permanent print that won't fade
• Fun and festive for home or office use!
😅 Confident Humor – 'I'm Not Perfect But I'm a Judge' shows off pride and personality.
❄️ Sleek Design – Brushed metal snowflake ornament with bold black lettering for a modern holiday look.
🎁 Great Gift – Ideal for coworkers, bosses, friends, or anyone who’s basically perfect at what they do.
💖 Durable Keepsake – Crafted to last through years of holiday cheer and office jokes.