Designed for database administrators, this compact stainless steel keychain blends humor with everyday practicality. It's an ideal gift for DBA friends, SQL pros, or anyone who values data integrity—and it bears the witty inscription: "I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."

• Engraved Quote: Features the exact line to spark smiles and conversations among data professionals.
• Material: Made from high-quality stainless steel with strong rust, corrosion, and discoloration resistance.
• Finish: Sleek black finish that looks professional and pairs well with any keyring collection.
• Durability: Built to withstand daily use and long-term wear without losing its sharp look.
• Gift-ready: A thoughtful, unique Valentine's or friendship gift from men to men, perfect for coworkers or family members who manage data.
• Versatility: An everyday carry accessory that adds personality to your keys while proudly signaling your DBA identity.

The keychain helps you show pride in your database administration work while keeping keys organized and easy to find. Its durable construction ensures it stays legible and polished through years of daily use, making it a practical keepsake as well as a humorous icebreaker. Whether you’re gifting for Valentine’s Day, a birthday, or just because, this engraved keychain offers a meaningful, conversation-worthy way to say you’re thinking of the database pros in your life.