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Funny Magistrate Gifts for Men - Oval Ornament 'I Can't Keep Calm I'm A Magistrate' - Unique Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate magistrate pride with a playful, durable ornament designed for fans and gift-givers alike. The oval MDF ornament features the witty phrase “I Can’t Keep Calm I’m A Magistrate”—a humorous touch for Christmas trees, desks, or gift exchanges.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish for a clean, polished look.
- Shape: Oval ornament that sits nicely on branches or hooks without bulk.
- Design: Bold black typography delivering the playful statement clearly and proudly.
- Weight: Lightweight for easy hanging and versatile display options.
- Uses: Perfect as Christmas tree décor, desk or cubicle accents, or a funny gift for magistrate fans.
- Brand: CustomCat – trusted for themed holiday décor and specialty gifts.
Whether you’re shopping for a magistrate enthusiast or just love a good holiday joke, this ornament adds personality to any space. It’s easy to hang and lightweight enough to move between trees, mantels, or office displays, making it a standout gift idea for friends, family, or coworkers who share the Magistrate spirit.
