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Funny Magistrate Oval Christmas Ornaments, I'm A Magistrate I Speak Fluently In Nerd
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Looking for a unique gift for the Magistrate enthusiast in your life? Our Funny Magistrate Oval Ornament is the perfect choice! Featuring the humorous quote “I’m A Magistrate, I Speak Fluently in Nerd,” it’s sure to bring a smile. Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it’s lightweight, durable, and resistant to breaking—ideal for homes with children or pets. Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers vibrant, long-lasting colors. Perfect for Christmas or year-round, this ornament is a fun, quirky way to celebrate your love for Magistrates while showing appreciation for their hard work. It’s a thoughtful, decorative gift that's bound to spark conversation.
