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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This black 20oz/30oz tumbler is built for Marketing Managers who stay on the go and value a good-natured laugh. It features the exact message: "I'm A Marketing Manager. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."—a humorous, desk-to-road companion that doubles as a thoughtful gift.
- Size & Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz options to fit your caffeine ritual and daily routines.
- Color & Finish: Sleek black finish with a durable powder-coated exterior for a comfortable grip and reduced sweat.
- Material & Construction: Premium stainless steel with vacuum insulation to keep beverages hot or cold for hours.
- Engraving: Permanent, fade-proof laser engraving (not printed or vinyl) of the exact quote for lasting impact.
- Lid Included: Comes with a lid to help prevent spills while you sip during busy days.
- Care: Easy to clean and hand wash friendly, designed for everyday use without fuss.
This tumbler isn’t just a practical drinkware accessory—it’s a symbol of appreciation for a Marketing Manager’s quick wit and hard work. Its temperature retention supports long meetings, early-morning campaigns, and on-the-move commutes, so coffee stays hot and water stays cold when you need them most. The durable construction and laser-engraved design resist wear, ensuring the message remains clear through years of use. Ideal as a unique Christmas gift for marketing managers, coworkers, or friends, it sparks conversations and adds a bit of personality to the daily routine.
