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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Kick off the day with a smile using a two-tone ceramic mug designed for massage therapists who love a good laugh. Perfect as a graduation gift, birthday surprise, or everyday joke, it proudly carries the tongue-in-cheek message: "I'm A Massage Therapist. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Material: Ceramic, sturdy and long-lasting.
- Capacity: 11 oz, ideal for coffee or tea.
- Design: Two-tone exterior with four color combinations to choose from — Black and White, Red and White, Navy and White, Pink and White.
- Care: Microwave safe and dishwasher safe for easy cleaning and reheating.
- Gift suitability: A unique, humorous keepsake for massage therapists on graduations, birthdays, or any day that could use a little levity.
This mug blends practicality with personality, turning every sip into a moment of cheer. The ceramic build gives everyday durability, while the microwave and dishwasher-friendly design makes it a reliable companion for busy mornings. A thoughtful gift that acknowledges hard work with a wink, it’s sure to brighten routines and spark smiles among colleagues, friends, and family.
