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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate a massage therapist with a humorous, durable holiday ornament designed for desk or tree display. This circle ornament features a bold quote that reads: "I'm A Massage Therapist. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Shape & design: Circle ornament with edge-to-edge printed design for a bold, continuous message.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting beauty.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, ideal for households with children or pets.
- Printing method: Sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors that won’t fade easily.
- Hang accessory: Festive gold cord included for easy hanging on trees, walls, or desks.
- Gift suitability: Thoughtful and humorous gift for massage therapists, colleagues, friends, or family.
This ornament blends humor with appreciation, giving you a thoughtful keepsake that can brighten a massage therapist's holiday season and daily workspace. The durable construction and smooth finish help the design endure years of display, while the hanging cord makes setup effortless. It’s a memorable token that acknowledges skill, personality, and a good-natured sense of humor, perfect for adding a personal touch to any home or office décor.
