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This bold Medical Assistant Keychain is a compact, durable accessory designed for medical professionals and fans of the field who want a subtle daily reminder of their role and to keep your badge close. It features an engraved, cheeky message that celebrates the profession: 'I'm A Medical Assistant. Just Like A Normal Medical Assistant Except Much Hotter.'
- Size: 1.57 x 0.87 inches — compact and lightweight for everyday carry on a keyring or lanyard.
- Material: Stainless steel — resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration for long-lasting wear.
- Color: Black finish — versatile, pairs with any outfit or scrubs.
- Engraving: Dedicated engraving of the cheeky quote for a personal, conversation-starting touch.
- Durability: Sturdy construction that stands up to daily use, shifts, and travel.
- Gift-ready: An ideal gift for Medical Assistants on birthdays, graduations, or appreciation moments.
Keep essentials close: the small footprint fits on keys, a badge reel, or a bag, reducing the chance of misplacing important items. The engraved message adds personality and pride, making it a thoughtful gift for colleagues, students, or loved ones in medicine. The black design suits both men and women and pairs with workwear from scrubs to business casual, making it suitable for everyday wear and special occasions alike.
