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A playful, medical‑themed Christmas ornament designed for medical assistants who love to bring personality to the season. This star-shaped keepsake blends festive décor with a cheeky message—perfect for gifting to colleagues, friends, or yourself. "I'm A Medical Assistant. Just Like A Normal Medical Assistant Except Much Hotter."
- Material & Finish: Star-shaped ornament crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a bright, polished look that stands out on any tree or desk.
- Message: Features the exact quote "I'm A Medical Assistant. Just Like A Normal Medical Assistant Except Much Hotter." as a playful centerpiece.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it ideal for households with children or pets.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, secure hanging on a Christmas tree or office display.
- Versatility: Suitable for Christmas trees, office décor, or as a year‑round desk companion that sparks conversation.
- Gift Quality: A unique, humorous gift that celebrates medical assistants without being cliché, great for coworkers, friends, or self‑gift.
- Longevity: Built with high‑quality construction designed to last for years to come.
This ornament does more than decorate—it acknowledges the hard work of medical assistants and adds a touch of levity to holiday spaces. Its durable build and vivid colors help it endure holiday seasons, while the ready‑to‑hang cord streamlines decoration, so you can focus on festive moments with your team.
