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Get ready to make a statement with this hilarious and unique keychain gift for the Minister in your life! As a retired Minister, they've got stories to tell and all day to share them - and with this funny keychain, you're warning everyone to stay at their own risk!
This Black stainless steel keychain is made from high-quality materials, ensuring it's highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration. With its compact size of 1.57 x 0.87 inches, it's the perfect accessory for any occasion. Whether it's a birthday gift for a Minister or a unique present for a friend, this keychain is sure to bring a smile to their face.
As a thoughtful gift from family, this keychain shows you care about the Minister's sense of humor and appreciate their dedication to their profession. So why not give them a gift that's as unique as they are?
Don't miss out and make this Minister's birthday one to remember!
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Get ready to make a statement with this hilarious and unique keychain gift for the Minister in your life! As a retired Minister, they've got stories to tell and all day to share them - and with this funny keychain, you're warning everyone to stay at their own risk!
This Black stainless steel keychain is made from high-quality materials, ensuring it's highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration. With its compact size of 1.57 x 0.87 inches, it's the perfect accessory for any occasion. Whether it's a birthday gift for a Minister or a unique present for a friend, this keychain is sure to bring a smile to their face.
As a thoughtful gift from family, this keychain shows you care about the Minister's sense of humor and appreciate their dedication to their profession. So why not give them a gift that's as unique as they are?
Don't miss out and make this Minister's birthday one to remember!
- A humorous and unique gift for the Minister in your life, warning everyone to 'stay at their own risk'!
- High-quality Black stainless steel keychain, resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration
- Compact size of 1.57 x 0.87 inches, perfect for everyday carry
- Engraved with a funny quote that will bring a smile to the Minister's face
- A thoughtful gift from family, showing you care about the Minister's sense of humor and appreciate their dedication to their profession - order now and make their birthday one to remember!
