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Are you looking for a unique gift for the Minister in your life? Look no further! This funny heart ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for their dedication and hard work. The quote 'I'm A Retired Minister. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!' is a humorous take on the Minister's profession, and is sure to bring a smile to their face. This heart-shaped ornament is made from sturdy MDF and features a high-gloss plastic finish for a long-lasting design. It's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The festive gold cord makes it easy to hang, perfect for stress-free decorating. Whether you're a friend, coworker, or family member, this gift is sure to be a hit. So why wait? Get your funny Minister gifts today and show your appreciation for the Minister in your life!
This heart ornament is perfect for any occasion, whether it's Christmas, a birthday, or just because. It's a thoughtful and unique gift that will show your Minister that you care. So why not give it a try? You won't regret it!
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
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At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Are you looking for a unique gift for the Minister in your life? Look no further! This funny heart ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for their dedication and hard work. The quote 'I'm A Retired Minister. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!' is a humorous take on the Minister's profession, and is sure to bring a smile to their face. This heart-shaped ornament is made from sturdy MDF and features a high-gloss plastic finish for a long-lasting design. It's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The festive gold cord makes it easy to hang, perfect for stress-free decorating. Whether you're a friend, coworker, or family member, this gift is sure to be a hit. So why wait? Get your funny Minister gifts today and show your appreciation for the Minister in your life!
This heart ornament is perfect for any occasion, whether it's Christmas, a birthday, or just because. It's a thoughtful and unique gift that will show your Minister that you care. So why not give it a try? You won't regret it!
- Unique and funny gift for the Minister in your life, featuring the quote 'I'm A Retired Minister. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!'
- Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for long-lasting designs
- Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets
- Features a festive gold cord for easy hanging, perfect for stress-free decorating
- Perfect for any occasion, whether it's Christmas, a birthday, or just because - get your funny Minister gifts today and show your appreciation!
