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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Kickstart mornings with humor and a nod to real dedication. This white ceramic mug carries the witty line “All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Mortician,” making it a unique, heartwarming gift for the mortician in your life or the coffee-loving friend who works in the funeral industry.
- Premium white ceramic with a clean, durable glaze built to last.
- Two practical sizes: 11oz for a quick jolt or 15oz for a generous brew.
- Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for easy reheats and effortless cleanup.
- Printed design designed to resist fading with daily use and regular washing.
- Perfect as a Father’s Day gift, a birthday surprise, or a thoughtful token of appreciation for a mortician in your life.
