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OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Brighten every coffee break with a witty tribute to a vital profession.
- Two-tone ceramic mug with a bold, legible print and a modern, clean silhouette.
- Features the humorous quote: “All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Mortician” for daily smiles.
- Ergonomic handle and balanced weight for a comfortable grip during long mornings.
- Durable glaze stands up to daily use, dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe for easy reheats.
- Ideal as a Father’s Day gift or a thoughtful keepsake for morticians, funeral service colleagues, or fans of the field.
Care & fit: Ergonomic handle for comfortable grip and everyday practicality; designed for regular dishwasher and microwave use to fit busy routines.
Ships quickly and includes straightforward returns if the fit or gift vibe isn’t quite right.
