Skip to product information
In stock
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A witty, durable keepsake that travels with them—the mortician-approved keychain that honors their craft every day.
- Engraved on a sleek black background with the quote “All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Mortician,” offering a memorable, conversation-starting gift.
- Made from high-quality stainless steel to resist rust, corrosion, and discoloration for years of daily use.
- Compact size 1.57 x 0.87 inches keeps it lightweight and easy to attach to keys, bags, or work gear.
- Minimalist, modern design pairs with any keyring setup, making it a subtle yet standout accessory.
- Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or as a thoughtful nod to a colleague, friend, or mentor in the mortician field.
Care: wipe with a soft cloth to maintain the pristine black engraving; avoid abrasive cleaners.
Shipping and returns: we offer a straightforward, hassle-free process—fast dispatch and easy returns if you’re not completely satisfied.
