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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A bold, wearable tribute—one of the funny mortician gifts that still feels stylish.
- Durable interlaced PU leather strap with a robust stainless steel plate for lasting wear.
- Engraved with the bold line: "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Mortician".
- Versatile, understated design that works with casual looks, workwear, and weekend outfits.
- Secure, comfortable clasp and smooth edges prevent snagging during busy days.
- Ideal gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or any moment you want to celebrate morticians.
Care: Wipe with a damp cloth and dry thoroughly; avoid prolonged water exposure to preserve both leather and metal.
One-size-fits-most with a flexible fit that wraps comfortably around the wrist.
Shipped promptly with easy returns if it isn’t the perfect fit.
