Skip to product information
In stock
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A playful, festive ornament built for mortician enthusiasts and gift-givers seeking something distinctly personal. Featuring the quote “I'm A Mortician. Just Like A Normal Mortician Except Much Hotter.”, this round MDF ornament pairs bold humor with a bright, high-gloss finish that stands out on any tree or display.
- Material: Sturdy MDF circular ornament built to last for years.
- Finish: High‑gloss plastic-like finish that makes the printed message pop.
- Printing: Edge‑to‑edge sublimation printing for vivid, long-lasting color.
- Weight: Lightweight design for easy hanging and safe display around children and pets.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for effortless, ready-to-hang decorating.
- Ideal For: A unique Christmas gift or office decor piece for mortician enthusiasts.
This ornament blends humor with heritage, offering a memorable keepsake that adds personality to a tree, windowsill, or desk. Its durable construction ensures it remains a bright, conversation-starting piece year after year, making it a thoughtful and distinctive gift for colleagues, friends, or loved ones who appreciate a lighthearted nod to the profession.
