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Get ready to bring a dash of dark humor to your Mortician's holiday decor with our 'Don't Trust A Mortician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Oval Ornament!
This thought-provoking quote is a must-have for any Mortician enthusiast or those who appreciate the macabre and the unconventional. It's the ideal gift for a fellow coffee lover who's not afraid to push boundaries and speak their mind.
Our Oval Ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring vibrant colors that will last for years to come. It's lightweight, easy to hang, and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The festive gold cord adds a touch of elegance to this unique gift.
Send this one-of-a-kind ornament to a Mortician friend or family member as a Christmas gift, and be sure to include a note that says, 'I got you, Mortician!' This ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face and a twinkle to their eye. Don't miss out on the opportunity to give a gift that's truly unforgettable. Buy this unique ornament today and make this Christmas one to remember!
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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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MADE IN THE USA
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This thought-provoking quote is a must-have for any Mortician enthusiast or those who appreciate the macabre and the unconventional. It's the ideal gift for a fellow coffee lover who's not afraid to push boundaries and speak their mind.
Our Oval Ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring vibrant colors that will last for years to come. It's lightweight, easy to hang, and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The festive gold cord adds a touch of elegance to this unique gift.
Send this one-of-a-kind ornament to a Mortician friend or family member as a Christmas gift, and be sure to include a note that says, 'I got you, Mortician!' This ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face and a twinkle to their eye. Don't miss out on the opportunity to give a gift that's truly unforgettable. Buy this unique ornament today and make this Christmas one to remember!
- This unique Oval Ornament is the ideal gift for any Mortician, featuring a funny and quirky quote that's sure to bring a smile to their face. The quote 'Don't Trust A Mortician That Doesn't Drink Coffee' is a humorous reminder of the importance of staying caffeinated, even on the toughest of days.
- The Oval Ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish and features vibrant, edge-to-edge printing via Sublimation. This means that the design will last for years to come and won't fade or chip easily.
- This Oval Ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for the hard work and dedication of Morticians everywhere. Whether you're shopping for a gift for a Mortician or just looking for a unique way to decorate your home or office, this Oval Ornament is the perfect choice.
- This Oval Ornament is a great conversation starter and will add a touch of humor to any room. It's the perfect way to show your Mortician friends or coworkers that you care and appreciate their hard work and dedication.
- Don't wait any longer to show your appreciation for the Morticians in your life. Order this fantastic Oval Ornament today and make a difference in their day. It's the ideal gift for Christmas or any other occasion, and it's sure to bring a smile to their face.
