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OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A witty, durable bracelet that honors the mortician who blends professionalism with a touch of humor.
- Premium tri-material build: silver-tone finish, black stainless steel, and flexible silicone for comfort and longevity.
- Glide lock clasp for secure, one-handed fastening during busy shifts.
- 9.05-inch adjustable band designed to fit a wide range of wrist sizes.
- Engraved mortician quotes, including "All men are created equal but the coolest become a mortician," to spark smiles and conversation.
- Gift-ready presentation: ships in a premium gift bag, ready to give for any occasion.
Care & fit: The bracelet is adjustable to accommodate most wrists. To maintain the finish, wipe with a soft cloth after wear, avoid harsh cleaners, and store in a dry place.
Shipping & returns: Ships in a premium gift bag and is covered by hassle-free returns for peace of mind.
