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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A playful, personality-packed ornament for music lovers, this star-shaped keepsake blends humor with holiday charm. Embrace the lighter side of top-tier music gifting with the message: “Don't Trust A Musician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot.”
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic coating for a smooth, durable surface.
- Printing Method: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, long-lasting colors that won’t fade over time.
- Shape & Design: Modern star silhouette that complements any Christmas tree or festive display.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, secure hanging on branches or hooks.
- Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy, designed to withstand year-after-year holiday use in homes with kids or pets.
- Gift-Ready Appeal: Perfect for musicians, music teachers, or any coffee-loving friend who loves a good joke.
This ornament goes beyond a simple decoration—it's a thoughtful nod to the daily rituals and humor that keep musicians inspired. The edge-to-edge print showcases the quote with crisp typography and strong contrast, making it a standout piece on any tree or gift display. Its durable MDF core and protective coating resist chipping, while the lightweight design makes it easy to place anywhere in the home. Whether you’re gifting a fellow musician or decorating your own space, this star ornament adds a memorable dose of personality to the holiday season.
