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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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A playful, white ceramic mug designed for music lovers who start their day with a strong cup of coffee. It features a bold, tongue‑in‑cheek message that resonates with musicians and fans alike: "Don't Trust A Musician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F Words."
- Size options: Available in 11 oz and 15 oz capacity to suit different caffeine needs.
- Material: High‑quality white ceramic with a smooth, durable glaze for everyday use.
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for quick reheats and effortless cleaning.
- Design: Crisp, black typography on a clean white surface with a comfortable, ergonomic handle.
- Gift suitability: A unique, humorous gift idea for Mother's Day and for musicians or music lovers alike.
This mug goes beyond a simple vessel—it’s a daily wink for anyone who loves coffee as much as chords and riffs. The sturdy ceramic retains heat well, the dishwasher‑safe glaze stands up to regular cleaning, and the bold lettering ensures the joke lands whether you’re in the studio, at the office, or on the road between gigs. It’s an ideal way to celebrate a mom who performs, a friend who always has a playlist ready, or any musician who appreciates a good laugh with their morning brew.
