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OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Add humor and heart to holiday gifting with a payroll-themed keepsake that's built to last.
- Durable MDF circle with a crisp high-gloss finish that feels gift-ready and sturdy on display.
- Bold, easy-to-read typography features the cheeky line 'I'm A Payroll Clerk. Just Like A Normal Payroll Clerk Except Much Hotter.' for instant laughs.
- Includes a festive gold cord for simple hanging on Christmas trees, cubicle corkboards, or office doors—no extra hardware needed.
- Lightweight and resilient against bumps in busy homes or offices, so it stays intact through years of holiday decorating.
- Compact, unobtrusive size that fits small spaces—from desks to shelves—adding personality without overpowering décor.
Care & sizing: Wipe with a damp cloth; avoid soaking the MDF and keep away from direct heat. Designed as a modest, versatile ornament that complements any desk, tree, or gift display.
Ships quickly from our warehouse with a 30-day hassle-free return or exchange policy.
