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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A playful payroll-themed keepsake that adds humor to their tree and desk.
- Edge-to-edge Sublimation print delivers bright, fade-resistant colors that stay vivid year after year.
- Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish keeps the ornament durable yet lightweight for easy display.
- Festive gold hanging cord included for instant, snag-free hanging on a Christmas tree, garland, or desk hook.
- Bold, cheeky quote: "Just Like A Normal Payroll Clerk Except Much Hotter" that sparks smiles at every glance.
- Perfect gift for payroll clerks—men or women, coworkers, friends, or family who appreciates a good-natured joke.
Care & sizing: Wipe with a soft damp cloth to remove dust; avoid soaking or submerging. The compact circular design is sized to hang cleanly on most trees and workspaces without overpowering nearby ornaments.
Shipping & returns: Shipped securely with a straightforward return option if it doesn’t fit their décor or sense of humor.
