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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Brighten a PE teacher's office or classroom with this playful star ornament that delivers a smile with every glance. It features the cheeky line "I'm A Pe Teacher. Just Like A Normal Pe Teacher Except Much Hotter."
Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, it’s built to endure classroom life and holiday décor alike. The edge-to-edge sublimation print keeps the lettering crisp and bright from every angle. Lightweight and impact-resistant, it’s safe for desks, shelves, or tree displays in homes with kids or pets. A festive gold cord makes hanging effortless and ready for immediate display.
- Durable MDF with a glossy finish for lasting color
- Edge-to-edge sublimation prints vivid, legible text
- Lightweight, shatter-resistant design ideal for desks or trees
- Includes a decorative gold hanging cord
- Fun gift for PE teachers, coaches, or fans
Care & fit: wipe with a soft cloth; avoid soaking. One-size-hanging ornament suitable for desks, walls, or trees.
Shipping & returns: ships quickly; easy, stress-free returns if it doesn’t spark the right cheer.
