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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the everyday energy of a PE teacher with a witty, durable keychain that travels wherever they go.
- Premium stainless steel resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration—built to withstand daily gym bag runs and classroom chaos.
- Compact, travel-friendly size at 1.57 x 0.87 inches—easy to attach to keys, backpacks, or a gym bag.
- Engraved with the playful line: “I'm A PE Teacher. Just Like A Normal PE Teacher Except Much Hotter.”
- Sturdy split-ring design keeps keys secure during drills, demonstrations, and after-school activities.
- Thoughtful gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or a fun “from friends” surprise that speaks to their passion.
Care & sizing: Clean with a soft cloth; stainless steel maintains shine with minimal upkeep. Size: 1.57 × 0.87 inches; lightweight enough for all-day carry.
Shipping & returns: Prompt processing and reliable shipping, with hassle-free returns if the gift doesn’t meet expectations.
