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Funny Pilot Gifts from Friends Unique Christmas Memorable Present for Men, Pilot Humor Tumbler, 'I Am A Pilot. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.'
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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Capture the pilot spirit with a durable, humorous tumbler built for aviation lovers. This 20oz or 30oz vacuum-insulated stainless steel cup keeps drinks hot or cold for hours, and it proudly features the line: "I Am A Pilot. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong."

  • Size & capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz options to fit daily caffeine needs or longer flights.
  • Material & finish: Sturdy stainless steel with a sleek black powder-coated finish for a modern, rugged look.
  • Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation that maintains hot beverages and cold drinks for hours.
  • Durability: Built for daily use, travel, and the occasional cockpit challenge—ready for life on the go.
  • Design & print: Laser-engraved inscription for a permanent, fade-proof look (not printed or vinyl).
  • Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid to minimize leaks during commutes and flights.
  • Portability: Fits most cup holders—easy to take from home to office, car, or jet bridge.
  • Gift-ready: A thoughtful, unique gift for pilots or aviation enthusiasts at Christmas or any special occasion.

This pilot tumbler solves the everyday challenge of temperature control on the go. The double-wall vacuum insulation keeps coffee hot during early-morning preflights and preserves iced tea on long layovers, while the durable stainless steel and powder-coated finish stand up to daily use. The laser-engraved message adds a personal touch that sparks conversation and shares a bit of personality with fellow aviators. With two size options, you can choose the perfect companion for travel, work, or weekend adventures—making it a memorable gift or a reliable everyday essential for any pilot or aviation fan.

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