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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This heart-shaped ornament is a thoughtful celebration for Porter enthusiasts, offering a charming blend of whimsy and quality for holiday decor and gifts. It features the humorous line 'Retired Porter. Figure It Out Yourself.' that will spark a smile among Porters this season.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
- Printing: Sublimation edge-to-edge printing delivers vibrant, full-coverage color across the ornament surface.
- Design: Classic heart shape with a Porter-themed motif and the witty quote as the centerpiece.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for quick and secure display on Christmas trees, mantels, or shelves.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it suitable for homes with children or pets.
- Gift-ready & Versatility: An ideal gift for Porter fans, friends, family, or coworkers, perfect for Christmas or any occasion.
When you choose this Porter heart ornament, you’re selecting a durable keepsake that adds character to any space. The edge-to-edge printing ensures bright, long-lasting color, while the lightweight MDF construction reduces the risk of breakage compared with glass ornaments. The festive gold cord makes hanging effortless, and the humorous quote creates a moment of connection between giver and recipient—whether on a Christmas tree, a mantel, or a desk at work. It’s a thoughtful, unique way to show appreciation for someone who loves Porters and to make the season feel personal and memorable.
