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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Designed for priests and the people who admire them, this Funny Quote Two-Tone Coffee Mug blends humor with heartfelt appreciation. It features the bold line: "Caution: I'm A Retired Priest. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!"—a playful, inspirational message you can share over coffee.
- Two-tone ceramic mug: High-quality ceramic with a stylish two-tone finish available in Black/White, Red/White, Navy/White, and Pink/White to suit different tastes.
- Bold, humorous message: The printed quote is designed to spark smiles and friendly conversation in any kitchen or office.
- Microwave & dishwasher safe: Built for everyday use and easy cleaning, while preserving print and color over time.
- Conversation-starter design: A charming mix of humor and warmth that makes it a memorable gift and an easy way to show appreciation.
- Ideal Valentine's gift for a Priest: A thoughtful, unique token of gratitude for a priest’s dedication—perfect for Valentine’s Day or any special occasion.
This mug offers a practical daily staple with a smile: a reliable ceramic that's comfortable to hold, easy to care for, and designed to endure daily use. The humorous yet respectful message helps celebrate a priest’s dedication while inviting lighthearted conversations, making it more than just a drinkware piece. With four color combinations to choose from, you can pick the style that best fits the recipient’s personality, turning a simple coffee moment into a thoughtful, personalized gesture.
