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Meet the Glide Lock Clasp Bracelet designed for Database Administrators and data-world enthusiasts who love a good laugh. This adjustable, durable piece pairs a witty message with everyday wear, making it the perfect Valentine’s or anytime gift. The quote on the bracelet reads: "I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Size & Fit: 9.05-inch length with an adjustable Glide lock clasp to accommodate a range of wrist sizes; suitable for both men and women.
- Materials & Finish: Crafted with a combination of silver-tone elements, black stainless steel, and silicone for a modern, tech-inspired look that resists rust, corrosion, and tarnishing.
- Closure & Security: Easy-to-use Glide lock clasp ensures a secure, comfortable fit while you go about daily tasks or long workdays in the data center.
- Design & Craftsmanship: Contemporary bracelet aesthetic that nods to the data world, designed for daily wear and effortless style.
- Gift Packaging: Includes premium bag packaging that adds a touch of elegance for gifting on Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or special occasions.
- Ideal Use: An ideal gift for Database Administrators, IT professionals, or anyone who proudly leans into DBA pride and humor.
Whether you’re treating a loved one or rewarding yourself, this bracelet serves as a thoughtful nod to the data world. Its durable materials stand up to daily wear, while the adjustable clasp provides a comfortable fit for a variety of wrist sizes. The witty quote acts as a light-hearted conversation starter among colleagues and can spark smiles at breakfast, in the office, or during tech meetups. A unique, practical accessory that aligns with real-world DBA life and makes a memorable gift for Valentine’s or any special occasion.
