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Crafted for funeral directors and anyone who appreciates wit, this interlaced leather bracelet blends rugged style with a bold message. “I'm A Funeral Director. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.” is engraved on a sleek stainless steel plate, creating a standout piece that’s as meaningful as it is cheeky.
- Material & construction: Interlaced PU leather band paired with a durable stainless steel engraving plate for long-lasting wear.
- Engraved message: Clear, permanent inscription of the quote on the metal plate for enduring visibility.
- Adjustable length: 7.87 inches to provide a comfortable fit across a wide range of wrist sizes.
- Design & color: Classic black braided band with a minimalist metal plate that complements both casual and semi-formal looks.
- Ideal occasions: Thoughtful graduation or appreciation gift for a Funeral Director, or a cheeky everyday accessory for someone who values humor with heart.
This bracelet offers a durable, versatile accessory that blends personality with craftsmanship. The engraved stainless steel plate ensures the message remains legible over time, while the interlaced leather provides a flexible, comfortable fit for daily wear. It’s a meaningful way to acknowledge a Funeral Director’s dedication, celebrate a graduation, or simply share a smile with a colleague who understands the balance between duty and levity.
