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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This white ceramic coffee mug is a witty, practical gift for Database Administrators, colleagues, and friends who keep your data organized and secure. Featuring a cheeky message they’ll recognize, it’s sure to bring a smile to their day: "I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Size Options: Available in 11oz and 15oz to suit different caffeine habits and beverage preferences.
- Premium Material: Made from high-quality ceramic for durability and reliable heat retention.
- Care & Durability: Microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday use and easy cleaning.
- Design & Finish: Classic white ceramic with a smooth glaze that fits seamlessly on any desk or kitchen shelf.
- Humorous Quote: The memorable line adds personality and lighthearted humor to the workday.
- Perfect Gift For: An ideal Valentines, birthday, or office-occasion gift for DBAs, colleagues, friends, or family members who love data and a good laugh.
This mug delivers a reliable, daily-use experience with a touch of personality. Its sturdy ceramic construction and two convenient sizes make it a versatile gift that supports long coffee breaks, data-focused downtime, or quick celebrations of a job well done. The humorous quote helps acknowledge the DBA’s expertise while adding a lighthearted moment to the workplace routine.
