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Canada: 5-9 business days
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the rancher in your life with a playful, durable keepsake that adds personality to any Christmas display. This oval ornament showcases the lighthearted message: 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.'
- Material: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for a clean, premium look.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation print delivers bright, vivid colors that won’t fade over time.
- Shape: Classic oval ornament designed for a timeless, versatile display.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold hanging cord for quick, ready-to-decorate presentation.
- Gift Potential: Ideal for Christmas gifts from family or friends to the rancher in your life.
This ornament isn’t just decor—it’s a personal touch that honors a love of ranch life with humor. Its durable construction and vibrant print make it a standout addition to the Christmas tree, a country-home display, or a rustic décor collection. Perfect for gifting to a rancher enthusiast, it combines sentiment with a wink, creating a memorable keepsake that family can treasure for years to come.
