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For fans of journalism and the professionals who chase the next scoop, this Funny Reporter Rope Bracelet blends playful personality with everyday wear. It’s designed for men who appreciate humor and a nod to reporting, and it’s engraved with the message: 'Sorry This Guy Is Already Taken By A Smokin' Hot Reporter'.
- Color: Black
- Material: Black stainless steel with interlaced rope
- Engraving: The quote 'Sorry This Guy Is Already Taken By A Smokin' Hot Reporter' etched into the steel
- Adjustable length: 3.34" to 9.84" to fit a wide range of wrist sizes
- Packaging: Comes in an organza gift bag for easy gifting
- Durability: Resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing for everyday wear
- Occasions: A fun, thoughtful gift for Christmas, birthdays, or special moments
This bracelet is more than a joke—it’s a personal accessory that honors a reporter’s dedication while offering practical wearability. The adjustable design ensures a comfortable fit whether you’re at the desk, in the newsroom, or out celebrating a scoop. The durable black stainless steel and interlaced rope stand up to daily wear and resist rust, corrosion, and tarnish, so the message stays legible over time. Packaged in an organza bag, it’s ready to gift to a journalist, a friend who loves reporting, or anyone who appreciates a witty nod to the field. Whether you’re shopping for a Christmas gift, a birthday surprise, or a “just because” moment, this Reporter Rope Bracelet delivers a unique combination of humor, style, and meaning.
