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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Bright, playful sailor-inspired decor for fans of the sea life—and a perfect gift for friends, family, or coworkers who love the sailor vibe. This Funny Sailor Heart Ornament carries the humorous message: "Sorry This Guy is Already Taken By A Smokin' Hot Sailor."
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF heart with a high-gloss plastic finish to deliver bright, vivid colors that stay eye-catching over time.
- Design & Hanging: Classic heart shape paired with a festive gold cord for easy hanging on Christmas trees, garlands, or wall displays.
- Humorous Message: Featured quote adds personality and a lighthearted touch to any space, sure to spark smiles.
- Ideal For: A thoughtful gift for Sailor enthusiasts, friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate the Sailor lifestyle and humor.
- Durability & Care: Built to last with durable materials and a protective finish; easy to wipe clean and enjoy for years of holiday decor.
This ornament enhances both home and office spaces by blending festive charm with a wink of personality. Its durable construction makes it a reliable keepsake for Christmas celebrations, and its unique message sets it apart from standard holiday decor. Whether you’re decorating a tree, a mantel, or a desk display, it offers a playful start to conversations and a memorable way to show appreciation for someone who loves sailors.
